by Andrew Saad
Warning: This post is going to be completely ridiculous
So, I have realized that all the information I have learned between 7th grade and now has been in the attic of my brain. (If it was in the basement it would be remembered every once in a while, but lets be real, who goes into their attic?) After learning the order of operations, nothing else mattered.
My theory is that the government knows you only need up to a sixth grade education, but doesn’t want a bunch of 11 year olds to be in graduate school. They aren’t trusted to be our doctors and lawyers because they still haven’t developed maturely.
But the more I talk about this the more ridiculous it actually sounds.
I should probably go back to studying.
(I still believe this theory has some validity, it just needs to be developed more.)